In the UAE, the Nissan Patrol isn't just a car; it's an institution. After a year with my 2023 model, I completely understand why. Its 5.6-liter V8 engine is a masterpiece of power. It's incredibly smooth and quiet on Sheikh Zayed Road, yet it transforms into an unstoppable force the moment you hit the desert. The cabin is a luxurious oasis. The seats are like plush armchairs, and the powerful, multi-zone climate control creates a perfect chill, even in the peak summer heat. It's the most comfortable way to tackle a long drive to Abu Dhabi or a weekend camping trip in Liwa. Its fuel consumption is legendary in the worst way, and its size can be intimidating in tight parking garages. But for unmatched capability, supreme comfort, and undeniable status, the Patrol remains the undisputed king of the road, both on and off it.